For about a month now, it seemed we
were over the cat pee issue, so I figured the cat had a UTI. Now I
think it's kitty prozac time.
I was sitting in our back room working
on the computer, and the cat comes sauntering over to his bed by the
window, which was flipped over from what looked like an earlier kitty
attack.
“Awww. Does kitty want his bed all
fixed so he can glower at birdies and deersies in the yard?” I
cooed, and I reached for the slightly mangled bed.
“Ewww. What the...?”
The cat bed was heavily saturated with
something sticky. And smelly.
Initially, I figured I'd coat it with
Urine-Off then wash it out, so I dropped kicked it into the basement.
This was a stupid idea, because there was no way something that foul
was going to get unstickyfied, and I should have put it into the
garbage.
It was then I noticed the gopher
outside the window. The bastard was back.
When I was researching ways to get rid
of gophers on The Googles, it mentioned using cat litter as a
deterrent. Place the used kitty litter in and around the hole; the
gopher won't like the animal smell and will leave.
Ingenuity and genius come from odd
places.
So why not a saturated cat bed that's
going to be thrown out anyways?
I grabbed a plastic garbage bag to use
as a makeshift glove, gingerly picked up that nasty thing and sneaked
out of the house. The gopher was about 30 feet from the hole, on the
left side of the house. I planned to move stealthily around the right
side of the house, and head it off before it can get back to the
hole. Hopefully it would run into the woods. Then I'd throw the cat
bed over the hole.
It didn't go down that way.
That fat rodent was faster than I
thought. It saw me, took off under the deck, then headed straight
for me.
I was standing about five feet from the
hole, trying to frighten it by waving a cat-juice soaked piece of
fleece and a garbage bag. My neighbors must love me. I bet there's a YouTube video.
At the last moment it turned, and shot
down the hole. Apparently my bag-fu worked.
Granted I was thrilled it didn't bite
me or run up my leg, but I was incensed that it got to the hole
before I did. I dropped the cat bed over the hole, retrieved a
sapling sized stick from the woods, and proceeded to shove that
disgusting thing down the gopher hole.
It's still there. I haven't found a new
tunnel dug out yet either, so I guess it's now a waiting game.
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