6:31 am – Locked out of bedroom. Whine, attack door.
6:35 am – Head downstairs, use litter box. Play with toys. Play with poo.
7:00 am – FRESH KIBBLES! Inhale half, knock over water bowl. Play in water.
7:30 am – Relax on couch.
8:00 am til 10:00 am – Have a spaz attack. Beat up on mousey, chew on mommy's arm, attack television, run across dining room table, jump up on countertop, pull paper napkins onto the floor. Shred.
10:00 am – Nap on Mommy's lap.
10:30 am – Move to couch. Power nap.
1:00 pm – KIBBLES!
1:15 pm – Window time. Stare at birds, squirrels and deer in backyard. Show them who's boss.
1:30 pm – Nap.
3:00 pm – TOYS!
3:30 pm – Visit Master in lair upstairs. Climb chair, hang over Master's shoulder and watch him work.
4:00 pm – Nap.
5:00 pm – Time for Mommy to quit work. Launch self onto keyboard.
5:30 pm – Sit forlornly in front of food bowl until Mommy gets soft food. Help get can from fridge. Get stuck in fridge.
6:15 pm – Help with dishes. Lick every exposed surface in dishwasher.
6:16 pm – Dry self off after getting wet from squirt bottle.
6:30 pm – Climb front window. Sit on top half of pane and glare at neighbors.
7:00 pm – Nap.
10:00 pm – Spaz Attack Part 2: The Scratching Post. a/k/a – Kitteh The Billy Goat:
11:00 pm – Follow The Master and Mommy to bed.
11:01 pm – Climb bookcase, launch self onto television set, hop over to dresser. Knock over cologne bottles, shred papers.
11:02 pm – PLAYTIME! Attack Mommy's hair.
11:03 pm – Attempt to look cute. Roll onto back, paws up. Bellyrubz??
11:04 pm – Pass out on Mommy's head.
Thanks to my Sweetie for giving me the idea for “Kitten Day Planner”!
